Stench

The smell is insanely bad and leaving the windows open to air it out is not a great idea right now since the temperature mysteriously dropped this month. The bottom line is that something died inside my wall. In the crawlspace. That's the word from the building maintenance guy. In his words, "I'm going to have to hire some tiny Mexicans to get in there since I'm too big, y'know?" I just responded, "yeah, whatever." I mean, why not hire some tiny white guys? There's plenty of those over at Chili's watching ESPN.